All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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