batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize