I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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