I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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