Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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