How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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