in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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