Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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