It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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