love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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