that's an acceptable place to lick
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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