He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
ttyl tear gas
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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