I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
