I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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