Just cropdusted the office
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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