Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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