we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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