3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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