What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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