Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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