You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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