This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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