your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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