I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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