Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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