i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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