is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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