She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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