UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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