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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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