Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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