very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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