I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
