At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just saw a hot homeless man
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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