u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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