It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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Oh Jesus.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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