Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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