oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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