Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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