love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize
