I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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