I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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