GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
the raccoons are back...
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