people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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