god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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