Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
