I just pynch a tree in the face
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Please don't give away my fajitas
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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