one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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