she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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