peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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