I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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