oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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